Fourth of July

the night that everyone spams there stories with fireworks even though nobody even looks at them.

girl: i’m gonna post all of the fireworks on my story on fourth of july even tho no one is gonna even look!

by looooosey.gooooosey July 05, 2019

The Fourth of July

The action of a girl giving your oral sex as she has a mouthful of pop rocks.

My girlfriend gave me the Fourth of July last night, and I haven't been that turned on in months!

by TheOneHitWonderrr March 06, 2011

Fourth of july

A time of explosins and emissions from tubes of various sizes..people take pleasure in these great eruptions

get ready for the sensations of the Fourth of july

by Timm Heacock July 11, 2008

Fourth of July

The worst day out of the year to enjoy a day the beach

Barbie: Hey Girl! Want to go to the beach and soak up some rays?
Midge: Fuck Girl, it's the Fourth of July. Every inland suburban family has stuffed their mini vans with hotdogs, boogie boards, and their middle school children. We'll never be able to find a parking spot or decent piece of ass!

by CCSDCA July 11, 2008

Fourth of July

A day when all non-U.S born people in America go to the mall to annoy those that are being forced to work that day.

Hey Maaaang, we should to go the mall and chill on the Fourth of July!

by Miss Kittie July 11, 2008

Fourth of July

The day fat filthy Americans blow up shit

Fourth of July is great

by Kelmeer23 July 04, 2018

Chunky Fourth of July

When a dildo or otherwise penetrative sex toy is not available, one sticks a firecracker popsicle up an appropriately sized bodily orifice (most commonly the anus), and proceeds to pleasure themselves with said popsicle. After completion, the melted remains of the popsicle are then spurted out of the oriface for everyone to enjoy in a red, white, and blue funfest for the entire family to enjoy! Oftentimes, this is a widely celebrated event, and no patriotic display is complete without it. Those who partake in the activity must rigorously prepare for it with a diet of only prune juice, water, and essential oils for at least a week. If an American Flag is in the vicinity, it is always lowered to half-mast to appreciate the gravity of such a solemn affair. Should time allow after the ceremony is complete, grill hot dogs in the juices and fire a 21 Gun Salute for the troops.

Steve: "Fuck yeah, Bob said he's planning a Chunky Fourth of July tonight!"
Randy: "It's been ages, I sure hope he ate a lot of fiber this time. Last year we didn't even get any corn..."

by Micah Ken Yarmouth Sr. April 20, 2020