Furfapper

An individual who excessively masturbates to stuffed animals.

Toys R Us does not allow Furfappers to stock the stuffed animal shelves as it reduces the sale value of the merchandise.

by Jimmy Johncat February 15, 2013

forfake

Used when stating something that is not true or real. Opposite of forreal

When Levondre said his escalade was riding on dubs forreal, Keishon said your forfake man those are 19's yo!

by Cathy Johnstone January 20, 2008

technical fourway

The act of having sex with a person on top of two additional people, with or without consent, but considered to be in the merger even though they are not active participants. This may also be referred to as a "Great Moment in Hook-Up History", when the two people are would-be cock blockers

"That night, Bobby and Gina had drunken sex on top of her two passed out friends, making it a technical fourway"

by Uber Tuber November 10, 2008

Forfar Baldy

Someone who takes a laptop and a large capacity hard drive full of adult movies out with him as he travels the country. His special skills include rain dancing and horology which enable him to access his hard drive.

'Ol Forfar Baldy is at it again!!

by KampGramp April 13, 2009

Fourtable

When you want to make sure of something for the fourth time

Are you double sure? Are you triple sure? Are you fourtable sure?

by Myenglishisbad July 2, 2020

Twenty-Fourgasm

(n.) The involuntary contraction of muscles in the hand and toes, in combination with a exclamatory shout of immeasurable glee from the viewing of Fox Media's television show, "24". Said "Twenty-Fourgasms" occur in points of an episode when something is done that may cause awe or excitement. While not necessarily specific to any character, it tends to be triggered by main character Jack Bauer (played by Keifer Sutherland). A more specific climax of excitement specific to Keifer does exist. See "Keifer-gasm"

"It was weird wathing 24 with my dad last night. Every time Keifer did something great I had a "Twenty-Fourgasm" and my dad didn't know what I was doing"

"Goddamn, I can't even concentrate anymore, after that show, I ""Twenty-Fourgasmed" all over my pants."

by es invictus January 8, 2006

furfaggot

Slang for a furry, a relatively new species of neckbeard that believe they're neon blue mammals and jerk off to crude deviantart profiles including said mammals. Some furfaggots dress up as a mammal and fuck eachother, looking like a bunch of sweaty Disney characters gone wrong. Some furfaggots like to hang tails from their buttcrack to identify eachother. Some furfaggots buy dildos molded after animal dongs to use on themselves/eachother. Most furfaggots clump together on cancerous sites such as furaffinity or deviantart and spam MS paint equivalent drawings involving animal penises.

~~On an internet forum~~

John: "YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFF"

Jane: "I think you might be a cancerous furfaggot."

by pooperhunter69 June 25, 2014