Dick Fortress

When there is a huge group of guys (has to be a minimum of 2 men) around a single girl all openly or secretly pursing her. It is like an extremely long queue to get in the girl's panties. Usually, at least one of the guys is having sexual relations/in a relationship with her but right when that ends, there is a man to comfort and sex her.

"Maria will never be single because she has a massive dick fortress."

- "Hey go talk to her!"
- "I can't! See all those guys?! Her dick fortress is impenetrable!"

by badtree132 March 16, 2015

Team Fortress 2

A team-based first-person shooter multiplayer video game wherein the players' main goal is to collect hats.

Man... I only need 38 more drops until I can try to craft a Triboniophorus Tyrannus in Team Fortress 2.

by HATMASTER May 20, 2010

Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 is a team based FPS for the PC. It is also available on the Xbox 360 and the PS3 and is included in The Orange Box. Team Fortress 2 consists of 9 different classes of soldiers with different abilities, playing as two teams with various objectives. It will not fade out anytime soon, and people will still be playing this game years from now, much like what happened with Quake III. This game is like crack-cocaine in that you keep playing it. This is really only true with the PC version, as the console versions suck by comparison. They just suck actually, even standing alone.

I can't eat right now, I want to play some Team Fortress 2.

Forget work, I'm playing some Team Fortress 2.

by Hackfest January 5, 2008

Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 (TF2) is a game that you love more than your extended family.

John: Mike...our--our Aunt Jane just...died.

Mike: I don't care, Team Fortress 2 isn't working. I'm worried.

by stefangamecube December 9, 2008

Forrest gumped

A way of making it through a situation successfully through sheer dumb luck.

He really forrest gumped his way into that job.

by rlampani January 5, 2009

hat fortress 2

Slang for Team Fortress 2, which is the only war-themed hat simulator in gaming history.

So, you're playing Hat Fortress 2?

by BrisonVids October 22, 2013

Forrest Gump

A long and involved, often exremely notable and serendipitous life story. Derived from the film Forrest Gump in which the main character tells his life story while sitting on a bus stop bench to various passers by.

Hey Dennis, I bet that accordion player over there has one hell of a Forrest Gump.
Why don't you tell me your Forrest Gump?

by Luke and Dennis June 11, 2006