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fortified vagina

a vagina what has difficulty being entered
"is that a fortified vagina?!!?"
"yea, youd what have difficulty entering it"
"yeah, snakes on a plane"
by babies everywhere August 28, 2006
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fortified vagina

a vagina which is extremely difficult to gain acess too
"are you gunna try her"
"nah, she's got a fortified vagina"
by garbage day!!!! August 27, 2006
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Fartified

Being so scared you fart
When you jump scared me, I was so Fartified!”
by Seikopath November 29, 2021
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fortified vagina

"so did you do it?"
"no man, she had a fortified vagina and i just couldn't get in"
by naughty this September 5, 2006
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Fortified with other shit

The term by used by people in the Ghetto to describe fruit juice that has added vitamins and minerals.
"Tron, get the Tropicana Orange Juice, it's better for baby Na-Na cuz it's fortified with other shit"
by S.Mendez May 10, 2010
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Fortified Fucking February

The follow up to famous Juicy Jizz January, Fortified Fucking February allows one to fuck as hard as they physically can due to the amount of nutting and gay porn watching.

Only works if one participated in Juicy Jizz January.
Ashley: "hey babe guess what~"

Brian: "What?"

Ashley: "Its Fortified Fucking February! I hope your dick is ready~"
by Unkindled Hunter January 27, 2021
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fortyfive

traditionaly used as the number after 44 and before 46 the number fortyfive in recent years has developed into a standard unit of measure.
since a small northern boy adopded the number as a multipurpose, multifunctional unit of measure, the number has taken over in the north west of england.
no longer when asked what age you are?, what time it is? or how much is that? do you stumble and bumble as you try to scrape those math lession memories to establish the correct unit.
Simpe now reply in a confident manor 'fortyfive'
You may find in a shop or public place if informed that something yourself is actually 'fortyfive', then a moment is required to compose yourself as to not explode hystericly in laughter in the informants face.
have you seen the size of that, how big do you wreckon it is?
REPLY 'fortyfive' i think
by 91gilles July 20, 2011
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