Refers to junk food that has been "junkified" from "four-to-five", indicating that it was so artificially desecrated, and processed for so long a time, that it is now almost totally devoid of original structure or nutritive value.
Junk-food junkie: Yo, dude --- want some of my chips 'n' dip?
Health-food hippie: No thanks, bud --- no offense, but I'd rather not mess up my dietary regimen with any fortifived foods.
Health-food hippie: No thanks, bud --- no offense, but I'd rather not mess up my dietary regimen with any fortifived foods.
by QuacksO September 20, 2012
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