fornie

the object of a fornicator's fornication.

analogous to the positions of employers in relation to employees.

i.e., fornie is to fornication as employee is to employment

simply put, a former (or current) fuck buddy.

Thing 1: i ran into jessie last nite
Thing 2: who?
Thing 1: jessie, that old fornie i used to bang back in austin
Thing 2: ohhhhhh...how's she lookin now?
Thing 1: like living plastic... she went and got the cali treatment.
Thing 2: bummer...
Thing 1: indeed.

by AlexParkerEmcee May 9, 2009

Forni

A person who is a clueless dago. They can't eat gluten which is what gives them Emilitis and causes their cluelessness.

Tone was being such a Forni when he didn't know that Youghny had an immense shitting disorder.

by theycallmetheyone September 23, 2018

Fornie

Shortened name for "the Fornicator", an affectionate name given to those lucky such people who have photos taken of them in compromising positions (taken unawares), therefore blessing you with a name that you can never shake.

Oh look at Fornie! She's at it again!

She's about to get her fornie on!

by the_flange September 30, 2008

Forni Technology

When your technological devices reach a state of overuse in which they need to be held together by duct tape.

Carlo: Hey Minags, what happened to your laptop?
Minags: Oh, I dropped it and broke the monitor. Now I've got me some Forni Technology, son!

by Xenu31Ohhh! June 19, 2009

Forny

Being or getting horny from a friend or siblings getting action or ass.

Digital is so forny from Indonova's luck with the women these days.

by Indonova February 13, 2009

Forny

the act of being fucking horny

Please excuse me for sticking my dick inside your turkey sandwich yesterday; I was so forny.

by Wilfthemilf.stan42069 January 15, 2025

Forny

When your craving for plant sex for no fucking reason at all

Frank: wanna watch forn for no reason since you have nothing to do with ur fucking life? And get forny? *pun intended*

Ebbz: sure im down

by Ebbz watching forn May 8, 2021