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fornication agglomeration 

A cluster fuck, as described in polite company.
Yes, Reverend, tcompany.the parking situation downtown is a real fornication agglomeration.

fornication vacation 

A trip where the sole purpose is to get laid. See Spring Break, Mardi Gras.
After a stressful break-up with my girlfriend, it was time to take a fornication vacation.

Fornication Obligation 

An obligation to have sex due to pressure or circumstances. One may experience this when a friend is fornicating with their partner and you are alone with a person of the opposite sex your friend "set you up" with.
Guy 1: So what did you do last night

Guy 2: I went over to my bros house and he went to go bang his girl the whole night and I was left alone with my bros girlfriends friend

Guy 1: Was she hot?

Guy 2: Nah not really but we banged anyways.. it was more of a fornication obligation

Fornication Under the Consent of the King 

this is the expanded abbreviation of the word or slang term which is FUCK.
a long time in England, one would need to get 'consent' from the king, if a couple would ever want to have sex or have a child (this is not including nobility or royalty)
man:"Lets have a child"
Woman: "But first we must get 'fornication under the consent of the king.
use that next time you want to swear :D

Fornication Under Consent of the King 

in Europe in the olden-days...

if a man wanted to sleep with a woman and she says "no" he can go to the king and if he says it is okay, the woman HAD to sleep with the man.

Fornication Under Consent of the King=FUCK
--"dude i fucked 5 girls this weekend!"

--"you mean fornication under consent of the king?! wow i can't believe he said yes!"

fornication station 

i. A place where people fornicate.
ii. A whorehouse.

A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.
Come to my fornication station, lover.

Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.

Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.
fornication station by PaperMachete November 13, 2005