foodalanche

An occurrence during the process of opening a fridge or similar container and having all the food fall on top of you.

"OH MY GOD, FOODALANCHHHHEEE~" *squished*

by Aora September 2, 2005

fonzaloon

A Rodney Dangerfieldism for a hot tub meaning "rich people farting under water"

According to Rodney Dangerfield, Rich people invented the fonzaloon, after a lavish dinner party sitting together in a warm pool and farting under water

by boldt August 30, 2012

foopaloot

The act of foopalooting. The necrophiliac activity of exhuming a recently deceased female corpse, then proceeding to jump up and down on the stomach or fupa area until a substantial vaginal discharge exits the vagina. Finally, the foopalooter eats the discharge with a spoon (yes, it must be a spoon).

John really likes to foopaloot, he goes a couple times a week.

by HubJub April 10, 2005

foofales

Slang term for a low-priced, west coast, urban located grocery store; "Food For Less", frequented by persons indulging in illegal narcotics.

"Hey dog, hey, I am hungry. Lets go to Foofales."

by Tucker January 14, 2005

Foozball

A really cute and fuzzy animal, usually a cat or dog.

Derived from fuzzball, or floofball, which means a fuzzy or floofy cutie pie.

My dog is such a foozball, soooooo floofy

by DoobahDoobahDoobah April 7, 2021

foopalooter

One who engages in foopalooting.

Paul has a really serious foopalooting regimen.

by HubJub April 10, 2005

Foozballitis

A sharp pain in the tendons of your arm that you get when you play fooball too often. It disables you from easy, everyday tasks such as making a fist, doing push-ups, or simply masturbating. It feels like your tendons are very crusty.

Guy: "Ah man, I have the worst foozballitis. My tendons are all crusty!"

by Tommy Boy G December 20, 2007