(n.)1. An Amphibosian title literally meaning "One who does not sleep with my superior officer"; equivalent to a wife or a common-law in English.
2. A smizmar who is asked to join a family
2. A smizmar who is asked to join a family
Amy: "Kif just asked me to be his fon fon roo!"
Crowd: "Congratulation....?"
Hermes: "What the hell does that mean?!"
Crowd: "Congratulation....?"
Hermes: "What the hell does that mean?!"
by arzasmi October 16, 2008

by NYDonsPal May 8, 2019

Freak of nature: not a desirable quality. A 14 year old girl who is a bitch, whore and an aneorix slut who has not real goal in life.
by noodle September 6, 2003

Tom:Fred is like such a FON he collects hair for christs sake
Jake:totally dude don't stand to close to him too or he will try to bite....
Jake:totally dude don't stand to close to him too or he will try to bite....
by weeny@@@ October 29, 2008

FON; (fon)
n.
1. Fon (fon) Abbr. (Freak Of Nature)
a person or animal that is born or grows with abnormal physical features or with a disfunctional personality.
2. Someone who is weird.
Created by Owen Towell & Lloyd Williams.
n.
1. Fon (fon) Abbr. (Freak Of Nature)
a person or animal that is born or grows with abnormal physical features or with a disfunctional personality.
2. Someone who is weird.
Created by Owen Towell & Lloyd Williams.
by OT&LW December 4, 2010

by Fist Pumping Sisters February 16, 2010
