Gas followed by mass

Now see here folks, Gas followed by mass means to shart yourself.

You be having a great day and have the urge to fart.

Well let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds.

Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius.

Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere important like on a date or talking to crush or else your fucked.

Guy 1: Man I was talking to this one hot chick at this party but I had some gas followed by mass!

Guy 2: Oh shit man that sucks. Even the devil finds that shit blasphemous.

by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023

crowd follower

Someone who just goes along with whatever everyone else is doing and doesn't think for themselves very much.

A crowd follower will typically see every popular new movie, vote for whoever the "cool" politician is and go along with whatever current pop culture says is in without actually putting much critical thought or research into it.

by Link1986 September 11, 2016

folleague

A colleague who you can share a beer with after work, but would not invite to your home. Usually an occupier of time before one meets their real friends.

Q: Do you want to meet for dinner at 8pm by your office?
A: That's okay, I'll hang out with a folleague until then.

by Final Gravity July 9, 2016

Follow the damn train

This is all we had to do

All we had to do was follow the damn train Cj!

by Zaite February 15, 2019

Follow Friday

A marketing initiative on social media to encourage people to follow other users. It is not a bad thing since it can increase your follower count and if you're on Instagram, but on Twitter, these are sent out as a form of inconvenience since it allows every tagged person to blast the others tagged with every reply, like, and retweet the tweet gets. This is especially true if the user doesn't know any of the other users tagged and can be a nuisance if the number of users tagged is large.

Chris: Dude, Angie needs to stop adding me to these Follow Fridays on Twitter. I don't even know who half these users are and I always have to deal with the bullcrap of them blowing up my timeline and notification inbox with GIFs.
Kyle: I know man, they're annoying. Remember the time she tagged both of us in the same Follow Friday? At least you can say "bye" and mute the conversation before anyone starts talking dirty or whatever.
Sydney: She tagged me this morning. I blocked her so that I don't have to deal with this again.

by The Real Driller June 14, 2021

I don't follow

It means i dont understand.

when youre "following" someone during a conversation it means you understand what they are saying or where theyre going with a story. when you dont follow it means youre lost- what they are saying doesnt make sense to you.

You can simply put it in the end of the sentence for I don't follow

by ddachkinov August 27, 2014

follamigo

From the Spanish word follar ( to fuck) and amigo (friend) A "fuck friend" aka "fuck buddy" also known as a friend with benefits referred to as a relationship with no strings attached (no emotional attachment).

Text your follamigo for a good time.

by Ghost kid 88 July 1, 2015