flarpy blunderguff

Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia

by C.M.fan January 23, 2014

Flumpy

A synonym for tired or exhausted. It might be accompanied by an overwhelming urge to do nothing more than chill out at home on the sofa / couch and do nothing,

I'm really looking forward to getting home. I feel really flumpy, I just want to chill out.

Or

I'm really flumpy today, and I don't feel like doing much at all

Or

I'm so flumpy, I don't feel ready to get out of bed!

by Destroyer666 June 1, 2019

Dirty Flurry

An act, between two or more individuals, where one inserts contents of an ice cream McFlurry into his or her anus, to then eject it violently into the other mouth of the other participants.

Alex was craving his dirty flurry, but Grant was still waiting in the drive-thru line to order.

by SPicard October 31, 2017

FlumpyDumpis

A word describing the sentient potatoes of Russia. The plural of flumpydumpis is FlumpyDumpisesi.

Run, its a flumpydumpis!

by Floopin September 20, 2019

Purple Flurp

A delicious carbonated grape flavored beverage of purple color. Known or causing loud belching. Common soda drank in the cartoon Jimmy Neutron.

Tyler Flavey drank Purple Flurp and belched all night!

"You coming over man?"

"Yea dude I'll bring the purple flurp!!"

by Flurpman October 14, 2017

e-flurrying

Verb (to e-flurry): A general term for various internet-based activities, such as checking e-mails, posting on forums and other online correspondences. The lower-case 'e' ensures it cannot be applied to any exercises that don't involve internet connectivity.

Toyah: Hey, what are you doing on that computer?

Robert: Oh you know, just e-flurrying

by thehallway October 27, 2010

duck flurry

When you it's really hot outside and your working up quite the sweat (including inside the crack). When you fart, it creates a scummy bubbly flurry inside your ass very similar to the duck flurry on top of ponds.

ronaldo: damn, it's hot right now
jesus: for reals. i got some mad duck flurry goin on right now

by gregalishus June 23, 2010