Flurk

A person who is a lame, fake, wack.. the list goes on.. generally just a punkass bitch.

* That kid is a flurk

* That wack ass kid is flurkin

* someone who thinks there really important, when no one even know who they are.

* Someone who says " do u kno who i am?" when no one has a clue.

by Alot of ppl May 17, 2005

Flurk

A girl that has sex with every guy she flurts with.

Sabrina is such a flurk

by rednecksurfer November 5, 2010

Flurk

A term used to describe a basketball shot that completly looks stupid and misses the goal completly causing shame for your team.

Announcer: Shot goes up....and it misses. Wow! that was a flurk.
Announcer #2: I would not want to be wearing that jersey.

by bergie404 December 15, 2011

Flurk

Flurk means it fucking hurt

God that flurk. BRO are u flurk? Don’t cut yourself it will flurk

by Nortle June 12, 2018

Flurked

reaching high euphoria, extreme orgasm (super soaker style) yum. An incredible action or heroic experience.

the past tense of 'flurk'...as an adjective.

trying to sign into the solaire as miiiir flurked.

"yeah...basically he flurked me up"

"he flurked me last night...it was incredible!"

"that DJ really flurked it up tonight....! wow"

by mrs. flurk December 9, 2009

La Flurke

The art of flicking a persons ear that has the rare skin disorder known as Ehlers Danlos, in a repeated fashion, while screaming "La Flurke!!!!!"

"My father would always La Flurke me when I was younger."

- Joe Zambetti (A real Ehlers Danlos victim)

by Stretchierer March 24, 2010

flurking schnitt

well, it ain't that tough: fucking shit

Oh, flurking schnitt!

by Bob Noxious November 6, 2003