Flungledop

When your partner sits on your face and urinates up your nose whilst shitting in your mouth

Oi shazza come over here and give us a flungledop

by Grousemaster12 December 17, 2019

the Three-Fingered Bus Driver

An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.

"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."

by Adam W. and Adam B. January 9, 2009

Flugored

The act of trumping someone else's upload with your own purely to irritate staff and uploaders.

I was seeding Skyfall and noticed it went red in my seedbox. I checked the site and realized I had been Flugored.

by iSt0le1t February 3, 2013

Fanny Flustered

Experiencing butthurt and distress usually as result of being trolled or ridiculed.

Alejandro got all fanny flustered when his friends made fun of his favorite game, GTA IV.

by Buster Slammin September 13, 2012

fluthered

In Dublinese, to achieve a state of inebriation that renders one frivolous, silly and dangerously prone to saying things like, 'I love you man' and 'You're me besht mate, seriously; whaddaya fuckin' laffin' at? Ye prick. I never liked you anyway...'

Jaysus, I had 15 rum and blacks, I was bleedin' fluthered.

by TopDecco May 14, 2005

five fingered discount

A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.

Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount

by oz November 7, 2003

Short-fingered Vulgarian

ANOTHER NAME OR DESCRIPTION OF THE PRESIDENT-ELECT DONALD (DRUMPH) TRUMP.

That short-fingered Vulgarian uses his nubby digits to grab women by the pussy.

by Pink Alpaca December 22, 2016