Flower Pot Head

A flower pot head (also spelt as flour pot head) is someone with not many brains, or someone who's head is full of nothing. A flower pot head can also be a blonde, an idiot or someone who is being stupid.

Mel: You are such a flower pot head, I cant believe you thought that Sydney was the capital of Australia!

by miss_princess February 23, 2009

Tennessee flower pot

When your fucking a girl and shitting on a toilet simultaneously . Preferably with squirty dumplings.

"She refused to give me a blumpkin so i made a Tennessee flower pot

by shangschlong June 9, 2015

unwrapping the flower pot

The act of taking off a girl's panties in order to claim her sweet, sweet virginity.

Bro, you know that girl I met last week? She's totally down with me unwrapping the flower pot!

by malevolentmango September 12, 2016

Flower Pot Panty

(noun)(fm.)A drunken mess that overly exaggerates their sexuality, often in the form of "oops" pictures, that were really no accident.

That Tara Reid sure is a Flower Pot Panty. Oh man yeah!

by TTAY November 8, 2008

Italian flower pot

A sexual act that involves eating a pizza from someones anus.

Having an Italian flower pot made pizza night much more interesting

My grandmother was confused when she found "Italian flower pot" in my homemade cook book

by ButtPirateSevenSeas April 18, 2016

blew over my flower pot

blew over my flower pot or knocked over my flower pot means creamed my jeans

Oh, Rob, you just blew over my flower pot.

by WetPantsPeggy August 22, 2007

stinging flower pot

To place stinging nettles into a woman's vagina.

Wowzers that was a lovely stinging flower pot.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024