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Flourish 

A designing website that is cool, yet worse than EA. People often pay $5,000 per year over nothing .
Guy 1: I hate EA
Guy 2: Fuck EA, Flourish is worse
Flourish by nwf195 September 10, 2020

Flourish 

A designing website that is cool, yet worse than EA. People often pay $5,000 per year over nothing .
Guy 1: I hate EA
Guy 2: Forget EA, Flourish is worse
Flourish by nwf195 September 10, 2020

flourish of strumpets

A group of prostitutes, a gathering of whores, a collective term for ladies of ill repute.
Gross Vulgarian:"Look at all them cheap cunts over by that lamp post...."
Proper Fellow:"Indeed, it seems to be a flourish of strumpets."

rhetorical flourish 

An oratory elaboration which exceeds the limits of what most people would describe as useful or informative, or which tangentially strays into the realm philosophical musings.
"Yo, your homie said you was in for some shenanigans."

"No man, that was just rhetorical flourish."
rhetorical flourish by 2dois2b February 27, 2009

cape flourish 

The action of swirling one's cape in dramatic fashion right before an announced exit, but doesn't necessarily require the actual presence of a cape to achieve the intended effect (see awkward arm swing but followed with an exit stage left and dramatic music). Usually preceded by a declaration of intent, ("Come dobby, we're leaving") and followed by an evil laugh.

Usually reserved for villains, but can also refer to would-be heroes who just want to look cool. The real utility of a cape, because let's face it, capes do nothing except make you look cool. Often results in the opposite effect.
Cartman from South Park: "Screw you guys, I'm going home..." (queue cape flourish)

"To the Bat Cave!"

"I am Count Dracula... *cape flourish* AH AH AH"

Grants Cum Flourish 

The specific biological development of Grants semen after 15 years of no fap because he can’t cum.

The sperm has flourished vigorously into what is known as anti-sperm.

His jizzle is now hostile and if in the event of a partition in the seems of his balls, chaos will be unleashed upon the 9 realms
Grants Cum Flourish has developed badly and is extremely hostile. A wanted poster will be placed for every single sperm cell that leaked from his balls in the event of such a spillage.
Grants Cum Flourish by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018