the process of unfriending people from Facebook , leaving your News Feed clean of needless blather from people you either a) don't like, b) never talk to, c) never met, or d) all of the above. Conjures images to the process of removing unwanted objects from between their teeth to leave a pleasant smile.

(scrolling through Facebook friends list): "Who in the world is Mary Green?" -Steve
"Dude, that's your ex-girlfriend, bro." -Carl
"Man, you're right! What a b****! Why haven't I removed her from my friends list? I'm flossing her right now." (unfriends Mary Green from friends list) " "Thank God I got rid of her. Who else can I floss right now?" -Steve

Flossing by the_regulator_24 October 12, 2011

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flossing

When the crotch of a woman's pants/underwear is so tight against her that the labia mounds are clearly visible. Aptly named because the article of clothing is acting as the "floss" for her nether garden. See camel toe.

When Jen stepped out of the pool, she was flossing so I could make out her snatch right through her swimsuit

flossing by rick August 13, 2005

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