floofer

a floofer is an adorable floofy animal who you just wanna cuddle and hug and they're so soft and cuddly and cute

floofers can also be woofers and that's so cute

"my dog is the floofiest floofer"

by WasabiOS August 12, 2021

anal flood

when any liquid is pour out of the anus. This act usually occurs after an intense sex session causing a gape.

That girl is the queen of anal floods.

by G Freezy February 9, 2009

diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.

Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!

by Colonel Lingus March 2, 2020

flooding basements

Flooding basements means to turn a girl on and make her wet.

Yo dogg we looking so fresh tonight we gonna be flooding basements at the club.

by lefty2324 August 18, 2012

Floof

Mainly foxes, but used to describe any animal or object that is big and fluffy. Such examples include Pomeranians, Shiba Inus, Corgis, Maine Coons, Himalayans, male lions (mane), rabbits, chinchillas, afros, pillows, whipped cream, and others. It can also be used to substitute certain words in common phrases.

"That floof is so cute!" he said while staring at a red fox.
"How the floof did he manage to do that?!"
"What the floof?"
"Are you floofin' kidding me?!"
"Do you want to visit the fox village in Japan?" "Yes, I must hug every single floof there! ALL THE FLOOFS!"

by LilMilo May 6, 2018

Floobs

Floobs are flat boobs. Tiny boobs on a woman.

That woman isn't sexy! She only has floobs!

by HawaiianPunch1 August 3, 2022

floodjizz

noun; a rush of semen that no levee can withhold; typically produced by males after a prolonged period of abstinence or failure.

1) Who would have thought that floodjizz wasn't covered by her homeowner's policy? 2) My floodjizz led to a lot of stray dogs.

by Nosiay November 17, 2011