Floon

the greatest artist who ever lived. no one knows about which always makes me upset because i was with him from the start. he signed my ass and i chopped it off and hung it up in front of my house so that everyone knows im a day 1 fan. floons forever

"omg its floons! the creative of everything beautiful and meaningful!

by floons#1fan January 21, 2020

Floon

A mixture of water, white cheddar popcorn, Doritos, five gum, perfume, febreez, and spit.

"Oh just go eat floon!"
"Eeeeew, what are you eating? It looks like floon."

by Carlz Carlz The Pizza Face! January 8, 2009

Floon

A king/god among kiddos. Has no relation to kiddos, he turns against them all the time. Mostly has another Floon beside him and they communicate using slang so kiddos won't understand them

Floon1: halo Floon

Floon2: Hya

Floon1:let's mess with kiddos

Floon2: Kya

by LivinYoloGuy January 7, 2017

Looney Floon

Our boy said this one night when presented with the hypothetical of someone stealing his fries. It can be used when thinking about punching somebody.

"Yo, he stole my fries."
"Hit em' with that one, two, looney floon!"

by noirfra February 5, 2025

Flooning

Masturbating so hard that your foreskin rips off the penile shaft resulting in a dumbo looking penis.

I gooned to hard so I started flooning

by Fart apple March 27, 2024

Floon

When you are in the ocean and you get floon

Be careful not to get floon in the ocean.

by Random bored person November 16, 2019