flong

A longer than average dating fling. When your casually dating someone for about 6-10 months but the relationship still never turns into anything serious. You may take this person to a movie or a friends wedding all while maintaining a highly sexual relationship but then the fling sort of just ends without any bad feelings.

I like Jenny a lot and she's good in bed, but I just don't see me being married to her. I think this is just a flong!

by Mcjabb December 30, 2011

flong

The sexual act in which a male flings his dong into a female's oral, anal, or vaginal cavity and is usually performed on a king size bed. A derivative of the latin phrase "slutivus cum flongdivious."

"Did you hear that Johnny totally flonged this chick on Saturday night?"

"Dude, if Sandy doesn't let me flong her tonight, I'm dumping her.

by Joey V69 August 10, 2007

Flong

A penis that is extremely long and with less width than average.
(Fucking + Long = Flong)

Wow! Brad has a Flong dick eh guys?

by Coope January 05, 2015

flong

Originates from North London as a
description of a particular amount of time.
ie 'For a long time'

I've been gone flong time

by Dundas April 17, 2004

Flonge

You are a fat strokey nonce that touches 4-8 year olds daily , your van is always full you stroke , your also on the sex offender list.

Wow im so lucky that i escaped from Bodies dad , what a Flonge.

by Abdullah69yamum June 17, 2019

flong

a midwestern saying for "working it at the bar or club".

I'm going to flong some girls this weekend.

You want to go flong tonight?

by bigdannitykane24 August 24, 2010

flong

F(fucking)+ long = fucking long

My boyfriends dick is Flong

by Elizabeth Jenkins April 07, 2004