Floppy dick

Someone who is unsure, who is not stable and straight forward. Always beats around the bush...kinda "flopping" from one thing to another...

I'm a floppy dick when it comes to turning people down. I need to stop being such a floppy dick!

by CarolinexNOVA September 25, 2007

Floppy dick

Instead of the more common 'square up' you say floppy dick while curling your pointer finger, thus causing the other person to be highly confused. Very effective against people.

please dont actually do the floppy dick

by HOBO SQUAD July 29, 2016

Floppy Dick

When You Just Had An Erection And You Masturbated And Then Your Dick Becomes Flacid And Then You Jump And Then It Flops Therefore Creating A Floppy Dick

Johnny Just Masturbated And Now He Is Jumping And His Dick Is Floppy. Therefore He Has A Floppy Dick

by xaxsxs January 10, 2007

flippy dicky

When a dude does a little dicky dance and flips his man party around like it's 1999.

Homie threw on a little giraffe g-string and went all flippy dicky on us!

by thatwritergirl April 10, 2015

floppy dick

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by poopyfacehehe April 26, 2006

flappy dick

The game a girl plays when a man is inebriated just to the point of ambiguous erections. She begins stroking, gyrating, and altogether slapping said penis in an attempt to reach consistent firmness.

Jim: Did you bang that chick last night?

David: Yeah, sort of, I had a couple too many drinks, but she flappy dicked me till my balls were black and blue.

by PlumSmuggler March 8, 2014

floppy dick unicorn

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.

I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.

by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017