flilf

First Lady I'd Like (to) Fuck. Like a MILF (Mom....), but in this case the wife of the President of the United States. Used by Jason Jones on the Daily Show on October 29th.

Jeri Thompson would be a FLILF, although Jacqueline Kennedy was probably one.

by FLILF Hunter November 17, 2007

Flilf

From the Daily Show meaning "First Lady I'd Like to fuck".

"That Flilf Elizabeth Kucinich is hott yo"

"I know man, why the hell would she be married to that ugly motherfucker"

by hnajjar November 19, 2007

flilp

$*When two guys hit the same girl one after the other. One of the guys is gettin his cock sucked while the other guy is fuckin. Then they switch!*$

*That girl just got flipped! Nasty ass hoe!!*

by *#1 hoe* September 18, 2004

FLILF

An acronym for "First Lady I'd Like to Feel." In reference to whomever is the current First Lady (Wife of The President of The United States of America). It is also a Palindrome.

- "Hey man, you see Michelle Obama on TV yesterday?"
- "Hell yea! She looked damn fine!"
- "I know! She's such a FLILF!"

by Ron Ardichoke January 21, 2009

fliltf

First Lady I'd Like To Fuck

Michelle Obama is such a FLILTF!

by ChrisGo! October 19, 2008

Flilf

First Lady I'd like to fuck

Trumps wife is a Flilf

by Guitarfools January 20, 2017

Flilet

A sleeveless fleece, much like a gilet, but made of fleece with a leather binding stitch. Normally worn by young farmers and similar wankers.

“Oh look, that twat is wearing a flilet!”
“Wow, what a cunt”

by Back_in_my_day_69 March 1, 2023