Flex Tape

A type of adhesive tape meant to be water and weather resistant. Well known by an infomercial hosted by Phil Swift.

"To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half!"

by barnardsloop01 October 8, 2017

Flex Tape

1; An as-seen-on-tv tape product, claiming to be able to fix any crack, hole, leak, or thing in general. It can also be used to seal up the bottle because Grandpa's been hitting it too hard.

2; Jesus

3; A worldwide phenomenon started by youtuber Jontron, where he answers the question: What is flex tape? He explains, through strenuous research, that flex tape is, in fact, a holy product that can fix anything, even stopping your IV or blood bag from leaking onto your computer.

1; "Just to prove the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half,"

2; "Going to church on Sunday to pray to Flex Tape."

3; "This is Josephi Krakowski, here with Flex Tape,"

"100% Improved Product,"

by Satan's Daughter <3 June 10, 2018

Flex Tape

The greatest thing ever

woah that is pretty Flex Tape

by jfkdhvufdjkhrjihvdgbhvifhvldvh June 3, 2018

Flex tape

A 20 Dollar roll of duck tape. Just more sticky

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF, AND REPAIRED IT USING ONLY FLEX TAPE

by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018

Flex Tape

Fixes everything. Even a boat.

“I just used some flex tape to fix a hole in my heart.”

by TotallyUnreliableSource February 17, 2019

Flex Tape

A great way to get someone to shut up

I tied a guy up in my van and covered his mouth with flex tape.

by BruhYouGayn't April 22, 2020

Flex Tape

The retractable fluids of Phil Swift

Person : hey Phil can you fix this airplane for me?
Phil Swift : Sure, ill just use my flex tape

by Cactii November 13, 2018