A type of adhesive tape meant to be water and weather resistant. Well known by an infomercial hosted by Phil Swift.
by barnardsloop01 October 08, 2017
1; An as-seen-on-tv tape product, claiming to be able to fix any crack, hole, leak, or thing in general. It can also be used to seal up the bottle because Grandpa's been hitting it too hard.
2; Jesus
3; A worldwide phenomenon started by youtuber Jontron, where he answers the question: What is flex tape? He explains, through strenuous research, that flex tape is, in fact, a holy product that can fix anything, even stopping your IV or blood bag from leaking onto your computer.
2; Jesus
3; A worldwide phenomenon started by youtuber Jontron, where he answers the question: What is flex tape? He explains, through strenuous research, that flex tape is, in fact, a holy product that can fix anything, even stopping your IV or blood bag from leaking onto your computer.
1; "Just to prove the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half,"
2; "Going to church on Sunday to pray to Flex Tape."
3; "This is Josephi Krakowski, here with Flex Tape,"
"100% Improved Product,"
2; "Going to church on Sunday to pray to Flex Tape."
3; "This is Josephi Krakowski, here with Flex Tape,"
"100% Improved Product,"
by Satan's Daughter <3 May 28, 2018
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by Goats ‘n Goats October 04, 2018
by BruhYouGayn't April 22, 2020
by TotallyUnreliableSource February 17, 2019
A creation by the almighty god Phil Swift who can patch, bond, seal, and repair with no effort at all. It is his gift to us mortals to repair our foolish mistakes. Don’t try making it at home, because it is a creation by a GOD, not a HUMAN. Only the most worthy people are chosen to own it. Without Flex Tape, we would not exist.
John: “Phil Swift appeared in front of me and gave me a roll of Flex Tape yesterday!”
Caden: “You should be glad, he has chosen you as a worthy bearer of that supernatural gift.
Caden: “You should be glad, he has chosen you as a worthy bearer of that supernatural gift.
by Big Ol' Boy April 20, 2019