to fetch the cow
verb
Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".
verb
Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".
Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.
by FetchezLaVache November 2, 2010
Get the Fetching the cow mug.A word most commonly used when someone is intoxicated (generally weed based.) Its exact meaning is unknown. It is theorized, however, that the definition may be flying.
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The action of cutting different types of wood in order to make archers equipment such as bows, arrows and crossbows.
-Hey, what is your Fletching level?
-My Fletching level is 99.
-Cool, can you assist me for this effigy?
-Sorry, I am maxed for today.
-My Fletching level is 99.
-Cool, can you assist me for this effigy?
-Sorry, I am maxed for today.
by RuneScaper September 22, 2012
Get the Fletching mug."When a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubricant and feces are present. That's fletching. It may or may not, include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth." -Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk
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Get the Fretching mug.An act usually performed by gay men where one man sucks the sperm out of another man's ass. Typically performed in a threesome but some gay men have been known to retrieve their own sperm.
by toast455 July 1, 2005
Get the flitching mug.The practice of having sex with a dead badger , then afterwards, drinking the jizzm from its arse.
It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.
When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".
It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.
When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".
A popular evening past time for members of parliament and everyone from the Isle of Man.
Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."
Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."
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