Flazey

Food-coma induced laziness

Im so full from this meal I can't move, I'm so flazey.

by Pikul June 28, 2015

flayler flaylington

Someone who injects methamphetamine and cant handle the high. Non-stop twist-a-flexing. Straight twacked out!

That person is too high on Meth, he's a flayler flaylington!

by Shawn Shiffy Shaffer October 27, 2018

Flazzer

Someone who uses the words in the Urban Dictionary when talking instead of speaking English.

Someone who actively and willingly removes him or herself from acceptance in contemporary society by refusing to speak properly and then complains that "The White Man" is keeping them down.

A - Fo' shizzle my nizzle!
B - Pardon me?
A - Yo! Fo' shizzle my nizzle!?!
B - What?
A - Yo! Waazup?
B - I'm sorry I can't understand you. I speak English, not Ebonics you dumb flazzer!

by Zed Omega December 23, 2003

Flayed penis

The result of a blowjob with braces

Guy 1: Caitlin totally gave me a flayed penis with her braces she got on last week
Guy 2: Everyone is talking about it, she's selling the skin for lunch money

by yourgranny June 2, 2014

flatzero

An ugly girl who would be considered a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. Who also happens to have the chest of a 10 year old boy and the ass of Plank (Plank from ED, EDD, and EDDY).

Josh: YO, that girl is a flatzero.

Tom: Its not Ashley's fault she hit every branch when she fell out of the ugly tree.

Josh: She still a flatzero BRO!

by uglyasianwhore March 1, 2018

Flazzeida

a person who is out of touch with reality; creates their own reality that is usually ridiculous

He is soooo flazzeida.

by Lolakicks April 11, 2019

terebos to the flazeebos

terebos to the max.

Work today was terebos to the flazeebos.

by JT April 15, 2004