Flat Earther

The Flat Earth Society is the group with the lowest scoring IQ. With an average IQ of 10 they are more retarded than any other humans. Flat Earthers live in their moms basement together with their laptop that they stole from the World Trade Center before it collapsed (They are also the reason why 9/11 happened).

Flat Earther: The Earth is flat!
Not retarded person: No it isn't :explains why the earth isn't flat with real scientific proof:.
Flat Earther: Gravity doesn't exist :talks about shit that dosen't make sense:.
Not retarded person: i give up.

by polsgfpothgmhfglhtohpfogkpfgol October 15, 2019

Flat Earther

A fuckwit that believes the Earht is flat as fuck and gravity and space and a hole bunch of other shit doesn’t exist.

Flat Earther: Hello.

Normal Person: Oh hi fuck wit.

by Cunt from down under June 11, 2018

Flat Earther

A person who doesn't like the reality of something so deliberately denies its existence for personal gain.

I'm a flat earther. If I don't like something, or it goes against my worldview, I deny its existence.

by ParodyMan November 15, 2018

Flat Earther

A severe mental disorder where someone struggles with geometry and believes, as you can tell from the name, that the earth is, in fact, flat.

I spanked a Flat Earther for being dumb.

by BoxEarth November 13, 2018

flat earther

a person who does not accept or is out of touch with the realities/ beliefs of modern times;

one who blatantly dismisses/ disagrees with common knowledge or scientific findings.

Joe doesn't even believe the planet is round, or that we landed on the moon... he's a flat earther.

by G-Money12321 November 10, 2013

Flat earther

An imbecile who was dropped on their head as a baby multiple times or divorced people who want to die

Yo that bitch is a flat earther. She tried to talk to me yesterday and I think I lost a brain cell

by Mesa big boy February 17, 2019

Flat Earther

An utter moron who thinks that the Earth is flat. It is often difficult to sway them into thinking that the Earth is actually round. They often make YouTube videos about their 'proof' that the Earth is flat, which is often debunked by people that know Science.

NOTE: Despite what facts you state, they will refuse to believe you and say 'You've been converted.' or 'NASA is lying to you.'

Person 1: "Hey, look at that guy, he's a flat earther!"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a bafoon."

by barney is a sexy boi July 14, 2020