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Flashbanged

When you smoke pot and your ears ring and your vision gets blurry, nausea, uneasy feeling, tired. Gets better after about 5-10 min
Bro1: “Yo my ears are ringing and I can’t see. What kind of weed is this”
Bro2: “Lmao bro you got flashbanged”
by YWBobby June 10, 2018
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Flashbanged

When you hook up with an ugly girl without ever having a good look at her face.
Man 1 "bro, why did you hook up with that chick she's dirty"
Man 2 "man, i got flashbanged"
by SoTrueeeeBro November 30, 2010
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Flashbang

To flashbang someone is to take off your mask in front of them and they gag at how ugly u are
Guy 1: This girl flashbanged me 😭😭😭
Guy 2: tuf shit bro
by fl7ght March 11, 2022
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flashbang

"Stun Grenade" or "Flash Grenade" used by law enforcement. Combines a flash of light and a loud noise (imagine that) to startle, immobilize, or stun an enemy as the team makes entry.

It's also the grenade in CS that makes your screen go white for a full second. Desired use is associated with room clearing and pwning the other team, so why are my teammates the only ones who ever seem to use them on me?
I totally flashbanged my team and it won the game.
by An Asshole October 6, 2003
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Flashbang

When your stupid fatass GUY friend lifts up his shirt to show his boobs.
Mason flashbanged us at lunch today.
by Revzzzz March 5, 2015
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Flashbang

1. ) Sneaky maneuver derived from Call of Duty 4 (flashbang grenade).

Cum in a female's eyes and then swiftly smack her square in the ear. She will experience a flash of white followed by a ringing in the ears - similar to the effects of a flash bang grenade.

2.) pre-ejaculation
-Sarah was asleep in my bed so I burst in and gave her the 'ol flashbang.

-She was giving me head then I finshed with the flashbang.

- I put it in and it was over...it was a total flashbang man...
by CODfish08 April 27, 2009
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flashbang

Once intercourse has ended, the male busts in the females eyes..thus rendering her sight, not being able to see, flashbanging her.
"I flashbanged the hoe after we fucked, she was blind and fell down the stairs"
by MarkHats December 26, 2007
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