flarf

A gerbil's natural habitat. Flarfs are commonly created by multiple leftover natches in David Hasslehoff's fridge.

Shane likes to smear flarf over his chest and head over for his job interview.

by Tsang February 29, 2004

flarf

a person you do not like or someone who always ruins the fun

man that guy jason is a real FLARF

by judok September 19, 2020

Flarf

an outfit consisting of a scarf and a flannel button-down shirt. goes well with jeans or light brown khakis

Dude #1: A flannel shirt with a scarf? call it Flarf!
Dude#2: sounds catchy!

by dragonfire2280 May 23, 2017

Flarf

A tiny clod of dust and lint that either collects in the deep corner pocket of jeans or the bellybutton.

1. I found flarf in my bellybutton while changing my shirt. 2. There was flarf in my jean's pocket that the dryer vent did not collect.

by anonymous December 23, 2021

flarf

When you laugh and fart at the same time.

I just flarfed. I guess I need to poop. haha.
Hey, you just flarfed. haha.
I just flarfed again.

by Yuliehowl December 26, 2021

Flarf McClarfl

The 17th United States president.

Flarf McClarfl was the 17th president.

by Flarf McClarfl’s Dad November 26, 2020

flarf

A flarf is a word that can replace another; ashley

oh flarf I forgot my cheer bag

by flarf/flarffy October 11, 2016