Flard

a combination of fat and lard, to describe any excesively large person or animal.
by Flard lover December 25, 2008
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Flard

FLARD is a portmanteau of FLAcid and haRD.
Flards are produced and patented by Rimmington-Svift.
A Flard is the core ingredient for Flardinium-batteries, that caused the Mrs.Snugglehugs-Lockdown of 1985.
A Flard is the core ingredient for Snuggletraps, that ended the Mrs.Snugglehugs-Lockdown of 1985.
Flards can be fired into walls with the Flardmaster2000 to be used as wireless power-sockets.
did you see the Flardmaster 2000 commercial in the National Nighly News?
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Flard

A Fat Lard. Typically an obese male that has no intention to do anything but sit on their fat ass and watch tv.
Billy was acting like a flard today in school.
by KimWongDong June 06, 2014
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