My mother in law is a flard.
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Flards are produced and patented by Rimmington-Svift.
A Flard is the core ingredient for Flardinium-batteries, that caused the Mrs.Snugglehugs-Lockdown of 1985.
A Flard is the core ingredient for Snuggletraps, that ended the Mrs.Snugglehugs-Lockdown of 1985.
Flards can be fired into walls with the Flardmaster2000 to be used as wireless power-sockets.
Flards are produced and patented by Rimmington-Svift.
A Flard is the core ingredient for Flardinium-batteries, that caused the Mrs.Snugglehugs-Lockdown of 1985.
A Flard is the core ingredient for Snuggletraps, that ended the Mrs.Snugglehugs-Lockdown of 1985.
Flards can be fired into walls with the Flardmaster2000 to be used as wireless power-sockets.
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