an article of clothing that makes you automatically a gay or very white. that’s just the way it works. i don’t make the rules.
micheal: “damn, lashawna looks so fine in that flannel. i would love to rip that shit off.”

quentin: “dawg, she a whole lesbian-“
by savamaylei September 15, 2020
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A word commonly used for towel in English speaking European countries.
He got up in the morning and washed his face with a small flannel.
by pastelsam May 12, 2015
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A famous internet troll, known for hijacking message boards by building copycat boards and directing members of the victim board to the copycat. Also known for creating havoc on message boards by ID trolling unsuspecting victims by replacing the letter "m" with "rn", such as the ID troll "horner1443" for trolling "homer1443".

To be a victim of Flannel's trolling, one is said to be "flanneled".

"UnemployedFarmer sure got flanneled today"
by Bart Bozton February 10, 2009
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a group of lesbians assembled or gathered together.
A flannel of lesbians showed up to view the gaggle of geese nesting by the lake.
by Steve Hafer June 24, 2007
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a man who may be seen as being a bit pathetic or boring.
sam stop being a flannel and come out tonight!
by edwardgott October 9, 2011
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Definition of a male flannel is a man who does everything in his own power to attract the attention of a female partner even if it means crossing swords, dressing inappropriately, causing a dramatic scene in which he plays the vital main role and backstabbing his fellow comrades to achieve the attention.

There's a International level of chase for women, if you go over the 70% your a flannel.
A flannel wearing an obscenely tight Vest to show of his muscular contours to impress women.

A flannel would be trying hard in a club to pull every girl in sight.

A flannel refuses to go out with his mates, rather stay in with his girlfriend/wife.

A flannel would be picking you up from the train station so you can get home, but in a last minute change of plan ditched you for a chick.

a flannel idolises women, treats men as inferiors.

One infamous person named Mark Williams is known to be the largest flannel of mankind; he can absorb the attention of up to 130 women at any one moment in time. Last few sightings in clubs have been in UK, Cambridgeshire area.
by Anonymous Dubber November 30, 2009
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