Flanj

Unable to flex any muscles; flacid and dead; completely worn out and lazy.

After I smashed with that beezie all night, my penis was hella flanj.

by B. Tiddies May 19, 2006

flanjips

A lady's vagina lips.

A lady has flanjips.

by BrianMat July 6, 2006

Flanjabs

Used to express wonder. Another word for 'flippin-eck' or 'crikey' or 'fuckin'ell'

*just missed the bus* "oh no, flanjabs!" or "did he really....what a flanjab!"

by Chezb February 29, 2004

flanjitzu

A bitches crack, the

That wan had a flanjitzu like a younglad

by beaker the master July 7, 2006

Flanjebrium

The weakest metal in the Periodic table

Bro that guy Anders is so weak, he breaks as easily as flanjebrium..!!

by Flanjerzj August 19, 2017

Flanajam

An O.G. that’s seen it all. Wise, patient and one of the illest souls.
He’s a bad mama jamma lyrics were originally “He’s a bad Flan a jamma”

Kids discussing career day with parents:

Mom, I want to be like Flanajam when I grow up

by Blamman March 11, 2019

Flanjuilente

Flan-ji-lánté
The cunts in warzone who shoots people out of the sky with their pistols before even landing

That cunt is the biggest flanjuilente ive ever seen

by James.E.123456789 November 20, 2020