flangewank

To wank over a mangy flange! Wanking over a fetid minge. when you just can't get that one munters manky bits from yer mind so you just carry on.

1) "That birds minge was so minging I flangewanked, coz I wouldn't/couldn't stick it in THAT!"
2) "Had a flangewank, just couldn't get the image of that bird eating a beer can in her furry cup out of my head!"

by Fungus76 January 15, 2008

Flanaganed

When a dude has a one night stand with a chick, pulls out and then jizzes all over her. Works best when the girl is abnormally proper and hates the idea of jizz.

Guy 1: "Dude! Did you hear that Alison got flanaganed last night?"

Guy 2: "Haha! She probably freaked out!"

by The Flanaganator May 26, 2010

Ashley Frangipane

A badass, strong, kind, lovely, beautiful princess with an angelic voice. She is bad at love but her lover is strange and she disses her exs!! She is my everything and I really need her:))

Herself: "She said "Ashley, you gotta promise us that you won't die, cause we need you"
TRUE AF

ASHLEY FRANGIPANE IS PERFECT
PERIOD.

by iHalseySfan FOLLOW ME ON IG January 31, 2020

Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan

The one and only God of existence. If you even look at this living legend, you will have the most intense and pleasurable orgasm of your entire fucking life. He has the largest, veiny, bulging penis in all of eternity. Now, come little one, it is time for your Cock and Ball Torture.

Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan will make you jizz all over your parents.

by tomatomatt March 10, 2019

Raymor and Flanagan

Two names say it all

I had such a bad day, it was Raymor and Flanagan

by Corbichoff June 2, 2021

walt flanagan's dog

One of the most powerful creatures known to mankind. To claim that someone is somehow better than this canine is to claim that they are exceptionally gifted in that specific field.

Man, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog

by fanboy January 1, 2004

Frangipane

Thick spunk with the slight aroma of almonds. Usually with a yellow tint.

Boy1: Dude! I think I just Frangipaned your mom.

Wifey: Darren, do you smell almonds?
Darren: Don’t worry wifey, when I blew my load on your tits earlier I noticed I had a bit of a frangipane leak.
Wifey: Oh again? You really should get that looked at.

by NeverDiscloseSoubriquet November 19, 2011