Flamp

To rape a rapist.

I flamped last night

by ptt November 26, 2003

flamp

-verb
1. to fart in a sink, and wash it down the drain hoping that some other place will have the stench later. Sometimes stinking the whole house up.

Don't fart here! Go flamp over there.

by Edgar Allan June 29, 2008

Flamp

Hitting someone strongly on the top of there head with the plam of your hand.

I have a pretty good flamp.

by BESHEE October 11, 2009

flamp

British English - verb
To feign sickness or injury in order to get sympathy or a day off.

Have you really got stomachache or are you just flamping?

by Julia Davies November 1, 2003

anal flamping

When your partner has piles and you are mid anal intercourse the piles swell too large and trap the penis within the anus.

"Mate got my tackle stuck in her lumpy porridge last night, it was some serious anal flamping"

by MattM18 March 18, 2015

Flimp-flamp

{Verb} To blindly pass something through for approval. To rubberstamp an idea or application. To sanction something without giving much thought. To give halfhearted/careless consent.

"She just flimp-flamped that application through."

"As I left, Mom flimp-flamped my outfit; I don't think she really cared about it."

"I told my co-worker to stop flimp-flamping all the tax returns."

"At the meeting I flimp-flamped her ideas, even though I didn't like them."

by birdnerd1228 June 3, 2019

Flamps

Fat / chubby "lady parts." Found only on women of a larger scale, the flamps would be fat and saggy skin found on both the left and right sides of said lady parts (not to be confused with a 'gunt,' which is located above.) This can also be referred to as fat and stretched out "vagina lips."

"That girl's flamps were SO in the way while I was bangin' her, I had to hold them open so as to see what I was aimin at!"

by C00t3R. August 26, 2013