What the flaming flying fuck? 

1. An expression of total and utter disbelief or anger. Said when something happens that is as incredible as seeing two people fuck while on fire and flying.

2. What people usually say when you show them a shock site for the first time.

1. Doctor: I'm sorry Little Timmy, but it appears that your belief in Santa Claus has somehow given you a malignant tumor in the direct center of your penis.
Little Timmy: What the flaming flying fuck?!

2. Dan: Hey guys, check out this masochistic sex video!
Everyone but Ben and Kate: WHAT THE FLAMING FLYING FUCK?

What the flaming flying fuck? by bass turd October 30, 2010

Flaming cock fuck 

An openly homosexual man who wants to have sex with everyman he meets.
i.e. Tony Tenthoff

see wigger

Man, that Flaming cock fuck tony thentoff must have got his ass kicked eight times last night!

Flaming cock fuck by Betez August 15, 2004

Flaming butt fuck 

The practice of standing on one side of the street with a Roman Candle, waiting for an unsuspecting victim to walk past, splashing him/her with gasoline, firing the Roman Candle to ignite the flaming butt fuckee, and then proceeding to have anal sex with him/her.

I’m heading down to San Francisco this weekend. I really hope I get flaming butt fucked.

I worry about my daughter going to college next year. Flaming butt fuckers are rampant on college campuses.

It’s going to be cold tonight. Perfect weather for a Flaming butt fuck.

Flaming butt fuck by Mark Nancy August 25, 2022

fucking flamingo 

Synonym for an obnoxious drunk person who is participating in a drinking game, esp. Kings.

Originated in G Block common room after the 2007 Semi-Formal when one player picked up a J card (the rule card).

Everytime you swear, you have to say 'flamingo' to accompany it.

"Look at those underage fucking flamingos."

"Where the fucking flamingo are you going?"

"Suzie is fucking flamingo HOT!"

fucking flamingo by Joeli, Jess and Miranda June 15, 2007

there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo 

when someone that no one likes tries to talk to you and they don't know that no one likes them but you don't want to be a dick because it was a silent agreement that no one likes them and eventually you just tell them to fuck off so later they come to your house and fuck you lawn flamingo so you call the cops.

police responder: hello this is 911 what is your emergency
You : there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo
Police responder: understood multiple police cruisers have been dispatched to your location

there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo by Mr. Dissapointed June 1, 2020