failboat captain

A person who leads an effort doomed by its own stupidity and innability.

Some failboat captains and an honorable mention.

Arthur Anderson was the biggest failboat captain of modern times.
Many of the Roman Emperors. (Think: instead of, I will not negotiate with terrorists, think: Non spectabo cum tribus, or I will not meet with tribes.)
Adolf Hittler. (He was high too, maybe that got him promoted from ensign.)
George Bush narrowly avoid the title because America somehow survived.

by Montantanto January 28, 2009

flameboat

A blatant homosexual

"Look at that flameboat playing DDR"

by Tyrone2235 May 28, 2007

Failboat Captain

Person who fails so much he gets to lead the Failboat. Must be of scottish descent.

Daz is the Failboat Captain! He gets wrecked.. Repeatedly!

by Comanche Man August 16, 2008

flairport

The ultimate stalker. He'll even track your flights and send you flowers and a snowglobe to your gate at your destination. Oh, and he loves him some cheerleaders.

I went all flairport on her. Hell, I even got her a snowglobe, but she called airport security.

by mrfluffy October 8, 2009

Failboat

Thing you cannot spell without the L

Can't spell failboat without the L

by Nintendrew February 11, 2023

FAIRGOAT

a man whoms intentions is towards that of another mans anus!!! as in a dirty Fairgoat...

hello good sir... may i take a peek and sniff at your anus i am a dirty fairgoat!

by The Ginger Pimp and le TRI-pod August 15, 2010

failboat

n. A subcategory of fail images. Failboats are pictures are of a boat that has something seriously wrong with it, usually from a severe act of stupidity, but not necessarily.

(photograph shows a tanker in the process of capsizing right next to the dock, dumping all of its cargo into the ocean)
CAPTION: Failboat always delivers

by Frank VB October 22, 2008