flaccinatting

when an event so fascinating occurs, the penis goes limp.

that new James Bond movie was good, but i like the old sean connery ones, he's flaccinatting

by Flaccid fool August 30, 2010

Floccinaeguccinihilipilifjication

The action of thinking something as worthless

Floccinaeguccinihilipilifjication... don't even try and pronounce it, it's worthless anyway.

by CharlesJJJ November 3, 2016

flaccidation

The act of losing your erection, most likely do to a horrific event.

Dude, I fucked your mom last night and your dad walked in and asked to join...I had instant flaccidation

by Slayerfanatic81 January 22, 2016

flaccerated

flac-cer-ra-ted
fla-sir-rated,flak-sir-rated
when in the act of hard-core sex, your partner gets so dry that it rips the skin of the penis, instantly causing flaccidity.

I was bangin' that bitch so hard when she got dry, bitch flaccerated my penis and my boner bled out.

by scarythemothafuckinkid May 20, 2011

fascinate

really interesting

My boobs are soo big, my blouse has nine buttons but i can only fascinate.

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

Flacculate

To shit one's pants in the big game instead of performing under pressure. Just like Joe Flacco every time he plays the Steelers.

Dick LeBeau called all the right plays and made the Ravens QB flacculate all over the place in the game today.

Fred thought he would win big at the poker tables, but he got bad flacculence and flacculated all of his money away.

by fred_berg January 16, 2011

Faceinated

the recipient of a sudden and surprising death stare as a result of ones stupid and/or ignorant statement.

todd just got faceinated for being a moron.

by oneillrider765 March 13, 2010