Jizzicist

Someone who derives sexual excitement from the natural sciences.

"Yo, have you seen Brian?"
"Ah, man, I just walked in on that jizzicist having waaaay too much fun with his electromagnetism textbook.

by JZCST July 1, 2010

Rizzicist

A physicist with rizz

That man just solved that homogeneous second-order differential equation and got that girl's number. What a total rizzicist.

by Onandonandomnom December 11, 2022

Jizzicist

(noun) a person who specializes in giving facials (ejaculating all over a girl's face).

Andrew is a world-renowned jizzicist.

by Andrew B, Jizzicist March 4, 2010

fizzician

Sarcastic term for a quack doctor who habitually prescribes carbonated beverages to treat his patients' ailments.

A fizzician who also has a pediatrician's license can be very helpful/useful for dissatisfied "picky eater" kiddos who wish their parents would let them drink more soda.

by QuacksO June 26, 2018

fuzzicity

A quantitative determination of how fuzzy an object or animal is.
The value is based on a scale of 1 to 21 with 21 being the most fuzzy.

That chinchilla has a fuzzicity of 20.

Yo nappy roots got a low fuzzicity, fool!

I think we should throw out this bread, it is developing a fuzzicity.

by revolutio December 30, 2003

Fizzicate

A word used in extreme casses, when a substance is about to erupt.

"That drink is about to fizzicate."

by sexy beast April 1, 2005

Fizminister

Når en person er storartet og i det hele taget bare et dejligt menneske.

Eller hvis man bare har seriøst styr på sine damer.

"Martin hentede kaffe til mig tidligere, han er bare sådan en Fizminister."

by Clyde Dingleberry January 9, 2018