It’s when an upperclassman on the Northwestern University football team gets naked and puts on a mask and dry-humps an underclassmen who made a mistake during football practice.
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An unfortunate event that occurs when you are deficating in a toilet and water splashes into your Anus because of your fecal matter's plunge into the depths. The water often sucks up into your sphincter, leaving you with a distrubingly cool sensation.
The height from my anus to the toilet water was a long drop, so naturally I expected to get a Fitzgerald.
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"Man, look at that fitnerd over there, going off about supercompensation and that meathead has no idea what he is saying. He just keeps nodding and flexing."
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