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1. Expression used when experiencing something incomprehensibly awesome or utterly disgusting.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.
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John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!

2
John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?

3
John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!
by prosci8 September 7, 2009
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Hong Kong Fist Fuck

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An amazing oriental-looking font that people sometimes download just for its awesome name.
*browsing dafont.com*
*sees Hong Kong Fist Fuck on the list*
*downloads it just to see the look on my boss's face*
by YourNinjaMaster July 12, 2010
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During and arguement:
Jenny says, "I don't need this FUCK YOU!".
Max says, "Fuck Me?....how about I FUCK MY FIST TO YOUR FACE!!!".
by Orlando Fornaguera March 22, 2007
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What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.
Sarah: Hey look! It's a tranny felching a midget!
Michael: Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ!
by thinknic November 1, 2008
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rectal fist fucking

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Am J Forensic Med Pathol. 1985 Dec;6(4):319-24. Related Articles, Links


Rectal fist insertion. An unusual form of sexual behavior.

Shook LL, Whittle R, Rose EF.

Rectal fist insertion (fist fucking) is an uncommon and potentially dangerous sexual practice. This is usually a homosexual activity, but can also be a heterosexual or an autoerotic practice. One known death has been reported associated with rectal fist insertion, in which the complications of anal and colonic tears and bleeding had occurred (see Editor's note). The possibility of drug overdose is also probable, as drugs and alcohol are commonly introduced into the rectum to promote sphincter relaxation and to ease the discomfort of anal dilatation.

PMID: 4072987 PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE
Believe it or not, this is a genuine paper, which you can view at medline!!!! (online journal)
by Finesilver January 19, 2005
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fist fucking

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1. to enter a body cavity (ie vagina or ass) with one's hand. upon entry the hand is often curled into a fist and repeatedly twisted and thrust in and out of the cavity at different paces and forces. while pleasurable to some, this activity usually results in great pain and is greatly avoided my most.

2. disbelief. due to the uncomfortable connotations of the activity listed in 1, can be used to describe one's outrage or disbelief of a situation.
1. Markus cried out in pain as Tyrell, the prison gang leader, rammed his hand nearly elbow deep as he fist fucked his very tight ass.

2. Upon hearing the news that Ann Coulter was actually a man, Michael Moore explained, "you've gotta be fist fucking me! She told me she was using a strapon."
by polymerase January 11, 2006
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One who uses their fist to sexually penetrate another.
by lice April 23, 2003
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