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Mr Shipley: “I’m home”

The wife: “How was your day at work?”

Mr Shipley: Not good!, I’ve had to fire two of my reps, Sonia & Spencer. They just weren’t bringing home the bacon, so told them clear your desks and go, your fired!”.
Fired by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018
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The act of liquid fire falling from the sky.
"It fired last night."
"Yeah, and it rained before that,"
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To throw an object in an impressive of funny manner
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Term used to confirm that a sexually transmitted disease has been contracted.
Dude 1: Yo, guess who I banged last night.
Dude 2: Who?
Dude 1: Stacey.
Dude 2: Don't tell me you mean blonde Stacy that got's the monster (aids)?
Dude 1: WHAT?!!?
Dude 2: Your fired.
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Im so fired!
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