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Finebauming

1) The act of provoking two or more groups of people into biter arguments for ones own personal gain (such as employment) and/or entertainment. Side effects from finebauming may also result in an act(s) of terrorism, ignorance such as updkying.

2) The act of being Paul Finebaum himself.

3) The act of provoking rednecks in Alabama to argue over college football.

4) The act of inciting ignorance between groups of people for personal entertainment.
Bill: Why did you get them rednecks over there started on the Iron Bowl?

Dale: You know I'm bored so I'm Finebauming to pass time
by TheGlueGunner January 2, 2012
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fireman that ho

When you are having sex with a person/getting jacked off or getting head; right before you cum you pull out and nut all over their forehead to the breasts and back to the forehead. This is not a beginner level sex move; it takes several years of practice to master and not to mention a lot of fucking cum!!!

**You must have Firefighter level 1 & 2 certification to do this, if not do not try this you will get hurt!!
Yo son my man fireman that ho last night and her mom too!

All my man talks about is firemaning me everynight.
by EdwardBerry December 26, 2007
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firehall

The desired location for hick wedding receptions, the bingo machine behind the bride and groom adds that extra touch that cannot be matched by Uncle Vern's barn
After'n they git hitched Bubba and hiz woman iz havin' a shindig down at the firehall!
by jeaniesing July 5, 2006
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firewatch ribbon

Alternate slang term for National Defense Service Medal (see also gedunk ribbon)
Described by a drill instructor in the sixties: "The firewatch ribbon is red for the blood you never shed, blue for the water you never crossed, white for the eyes of the enemy you've never seen, and yellow for the reason why."
by hippie samurai June 20, 2012
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fireman's blanket

Descriptive term, referring to laying a piece of toilet tissue on the water thus preventing splash back once a turd has been pinched out.
He layed the fireman's blanket, protecting himself from the inevitable soaking in the wake of his crap.
by Pettit you kaant September 7, 2005
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Firebreather

1) An Imagine dragons fan.
2) A person with an excellent music taste
OMG ur a Firebreather me too!!!
by TheSilentfreak March 8, 2019
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Cosmic Fireball

A sex act that occurs during fellatio when you are about to cum and give her a facial while throwing a fireball at her face.
My girl came back from the beauty salon looking like Ronnie Garvin, so later that night I hit her with a cosmic fireball.

My boyfriend, an old school territory 'rasslin fan, hit me with the ol' cosmic fireball this afternoon - now my face smells like jizz and burn salve.

Credit goes to Booking the Territory.
by The Ether Bunny September 23, 2018
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