The act of a man not masturbating or having sex for at least a week, and then expelling all of his backed up sperm on his girlfriends face or inside of her mouth.
After a long week at my grandma's, I came home and fire-hosed the shit out of this stripper last night.
by AntEnt March 10, 2011
The act of layings ones dick across the face of a unsuspecting female while they are sleeping and cumming all over her face while screaming "FIRE FIRE FIRE"
by Trae,Snitzel January 05, 2012
Man 1: What happened with you and Krista?
Man 2: She fire hosed me man....
Man 1: Ouch. I am sorry to hear that.
Man 2: She fire hosed me man....
Man 1: Ouch. I am sorry to hear that.
by Batman Aaron July 15, 2018
when a girl is really enjoying sucking your dick, pull it out of her mouth with your hand and begin whirling it around while she chases it
by MO25 May 03, 2007
A sexual act which begins with the male participant lavishing the female participant's vagina in 3 oz. of name brand "Franks Red Hot" condiment sauce. Then the previously stated male rubs his hands together while simultaneously creating a replicated fire engine siren with his mouth. As the female participant begins to feel the burning sensation of the sauce, the male then "puts out the flame" by ejaculating all over the forementioned hot spot.
Yon Jarman: Hey babe, i was at the wash today and all the young kids were talking about the Yarmando Fire Hose. They said all the cool kids were doing it. We should try it, it will make me feel young again, because my cheesy jokes at work arent cutting it.
Barbie Q: Are those the kids who say they think they know ya? Because they recommended the Birmingham booty call and it was fantastic!
Yon Jarman: Even though they cant mow, trim, one of them looks like my gay son, and another spits all over the parking lot, they sure can recommend some good friday night fun!!
Barbie Q: Are those the kids who say they think they know ya? Because they recommended the Birmingham booty call and it was fantastic!
Yon Jarman: Even though they cant mow, trim, one of them looks like my gay son, and another spits all over the parking lot, they sure can recommend some good friday night fun!!
by eggsandbaconhesays June 29, 2009
-dude, I tried giving this babe a Ukrainian Fire-Hose last night but I messed up and she burned alive in her apartment.
-weak.
or
-I wonder if he'll give me a Ukrainian Fire-Hose tonight?
-just make sure you douse your pubes with kerosene.
-duh bitch.
-weak.
or
-I wonder if he'll give me a Ukrainian Fire-Hose tonight?
-just make sure you douse your pubes with kerosene.
-duh bitch.
by danteFrancesco September 29, 2013
when a penis has built up so much pressure, jizz shoots out in a constant stream like a fire hose. originates from tennessee whore houses.
"hey skeeter, last night i done gave ma lady a tennessee fire hose right in her doggone face."
"i put out a grits fire with my 14 inch tennessee fire hose"
"i put out a grits fire with my 14 inch tennessee fire hose"
by Vike Me September 11, 2011