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Finkelthink

The modern school of political strategy which holds that, despite conventional belief to the contrary, very few elections are won by convincing supporters of other parties or candidates to support your candidate instead. Finkelthink doctrine holds that - in the modern world - voters' minds are already made up by the time an election begins. The trick instead is /to discourage supporters of your opponent from voting at all/.

To do this, a candidate must run a highly personalized negative campaign against the opponent: don’t demonize the party, demonize the candidate. People can be made to hate individuals more easily than institutions (and also with far more animus).

Facts matter little in the Finkelthink model. If some perceptual flaw on an opponent's part can be readily identified, then it can also be magnified by suggestion to catastrophic proportions. Even a 'bad' candidate may win a race handily if - once the unthinking masses have been finkeled with -- his opponent appears prohibitively worse by comparison.

Core principles of Finkelthink:

(1) 80% of the public doesn’t care about the news
(2) Perception, not content, is what matters most to mid-wit viewers
(3) The right 30-second soundbite can manipulate millions to your side (that is, away from the side of your opponent)

Carried out to a sufficient level, Finkelthink and its analogues can transform an apparent buffoon into the next Leader of the Free World.
"Once the Trump campaign was able to convincingly associate Hillary and her staff with corruption, Finkelthink took care of the rest."
by prevailingwest September 30, 2021
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Roger Finnell

The head of the math department at Fenwick High School, and a true legend. He is the epitome of awesome and cannot be matched in any way.
THAT MAN IS SO ROGER FINNELL IT'S MAKING ME HARD.
by TheOneWhoDeniedMcQuadeAtStanfo December 11, 2011
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fantello

n: fetus aft Horatio Fantello, the first fetus
"The sonogram revealed a healthy, 16-week-old fantello."
by Hector Schechner April 22, 2005
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Finnell

AN IRISH SLANG WORD FOR LORD

Pronounced (Fin-Nell)

A Well rounded and Well figured build, To be Broad in honesty and open to compromise. Over Expressive through oral sex , overly assertive twords passion and romance. Sincere and loving,To be in shape, Defined by God, Generous with close friends and lovers. Vengeful when crossed and not easy to deceive. Easily Trusting but when broken is gone. Stubborn and strong. Wicked, Manipulation, Wickedness, Intelligent and overly witty. Well Endowed and overly Confident.Greatness, testosterone junkie ,Irish Drinker ,German Fighter, Excellent Lover, Creative, Expressive, Eager, Caring , sensitive, sweet, Tender, and Gentle.
One day im going to find my finnell.
Mom said im gonn grow up to be big and strong like a finnell
by undertanding imigrant May 15, 2008
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Hanging out with Howard Finkel

Brian: Oh yeah!
Shane: What are you doing, Brian?

Brian: I'm hanging out with Howard Finkel.
by FredFlintstoned January 15, 2019
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Finzel

A unique type of Homo Sapiens, further along the path of evolution with big butts, sarcastic attitudes, and looks on an epic proportion. The are usually extremely aware, and have reflexes the equivalent of a snake, and are smarter then the average bear.

WARNING: They win every argument. Don't try.
Man, nobody compares to a finzel.
by Mr. Knowledgeful September 6, 2009
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Mr Finkelstein

A shitty teacher that taught 5th grade science at davis elementary known best for his slanted nose, crackled voice, spit flying everywhere when he talked, and jerking off in class. He would also put all the big chest girls close to his desk
Is that Mr Finkelstein better stay away
by FuckMeInTheAssFather October 29, 2019
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