Woody fingers is a term used by players at a poker table to describe a dealer they are not happy with - they are indicating that the dealer who may be male or female is not shuffling the cards correctly - they have woody fingers and the cards are remaining un-shuffled throughout the game. It is not so much a way of cheating as more of an indication of an incompetent dealer
'The Dealer on this game is terrible, Millie has told him ten times to cut the cards different but he doesn't- he's like a robot, the guy has woody fingers for sure'
'Mickey got so fed up with that woody fingers dealer he ended up ripping the cards up and swearing at him'
'Mickey got so fed up with that woody fingers dealer he ended up ripping the cards up and swearing at him'
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She loved his fingers insider her and after his candy fingers came out they were dripping with her sweetness ( lickable )
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An alternative appellation for Ron DeSantis and an amazing example of shade being cast in broad daylight.
Pudding fingers is an extremely sly way of saying that Ron DeSantis “digs in Donald Trump’s ass” for tactics and a manufactured personae that even include copying Trump’s hand gestures.
On the surface this appellation of Ron DeSantis refers to his habit of eating pudding with his fingers. But, for those conversant in contemporary sexual slang imagery and practices, this is a superimposition of DeSantis’ personal eating habits with the slang term for digital stimulation of the anus during copulation of oral stimulation in both homosexual and heterosexual sex.
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The MAGA PAC dropped the “Pudding Fingers Ad” with the provocative tagline: “Ron DeSantis — he loves putting his fingers where they don’t belong. “
No judgement — some people like “oysters and snails”; but, something tells me that some very colorful people support Trump from this PAC.
And let’s not forget that “President Pussy Grabber” also had a penchant for “putting his hands where they didn’t belong” as well. I hesitate in creating a term for what he liked to eat with his fingers or the outcome of his civil case for doing the same.
An alternative appellation for Ron DeSantis and an amazing example of shade being cast in broad daylight.
Pudding fingers is an extremely sly way of saying that Ron DeSantis “digs in Donald Trump’s ass” for tactics and a manufactured personae that even include copying Trump’s hand gestures.
On the surface this appellation of Ron DeSantis refers to his habit of eating pudding with his fingers. But, for those conversant in contemporary sexual slang imagery and practices, this is a superimposition of DeSantis’ personal eating habits with the slang term for digital stimulation of the anus during copulation of oral stimulation in both homosexual and heterosexual sex.
Figure out how that works yourself!
The MAGA PAC dropped the “Pudding Fingers Ad” with the provocative tagline: “Ron DeSantis — he loves putting his fingers where they don’t belong. “
No judgement — some people like “oysters and snails”; but, something tells me that some very colorful people support Trump from this PAC.
And let’s not forget that “President Pussy Grabber” also had a penchant for “putting his hands where they didn’t belong” as well. I hesitate in creating a term for what he liked to eat with his fingers or the outcome of his civil case for doing the same.
Ron DeSantis has so much residue on his Pudding Fingers that we have to check the bills he signs for e.coli, fingerprints, and Trump’s DNA.
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The name is not uncommon, just withheld. often times parents realize that their child could never accomplish that of a Finneas and is there for not deserving. If you DO meet one, it is required that you bow before them and lick the toes of each of their shoes. Don't worry, they are always well shined
The name is not uncommon, just withheld. often times parents realize that their child could never accomplish that of a Finneas and is there for not deserving. If you DO meet one, it is required that you bow before them and lick the toes of each of their shoes. Don't worry, they are always well shined
Person A: Jesus christ. How is he so good at everything? I mean even his HAIR is perfect
Person B: Well he is a Finneas
Person B: Well he is a Finneas
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