finkelstine

a last name for the best, bravest, definitely loudest, hottest people alive ;) anyone with finkelstine as their last name is lucky as hell ;) finkelstine =amazing

people with finkelstine as their last name are elite.

by k.fink March 9, 2022

finklestein

to get rejected when trying to get more play by an ugly girl

Even during the summer of love you're bound to get finklesteined once in awhile.

by Maverick McGrundleton December 19, 2003

finklestein

to tickle a girls ass with your nose.

i gave Wesley Andre's mom a finklestein last night.

by andres castro January 31, 2008

Sissy Finklesteins

1. Gay term for a group of men
2. Pertaining to a man-date
3. Similar to a sausage fest

(Phone conversation)

Girlfriend: Hi sweetie how is your night with the sissy finklesteins?

Boyfriend: its good, me and the guys are about to go see a movie.

by poopbutts December 23, 2009

Finkelstein

When you go for a scratch but find yourself in full force orgasmic pleasure finger deep in your butt. This accidental occurrence can happen during any point of the day, at work, on the bus, or even when your playing with your kids. Just be careful and don't get caught, stick to one or two pokes!

Man who goes to bed goes to bed with itchy bum, will wake to the surprise of full blown orgasmic finkelstein.

by BeanDick December 7, 2018

Finkelstein

When you're wiping your ass, and your finger pokes through the toilet paper and you end up two knuckles deep in your bum. Often turning a regular whipe into a pleasant surprise (or not). Also can occur when a simple scratch turns into a poke, (or two). The job isn't done without a quick whiff at the end.

"what's taking so long in the loo, finkelsteining again"?

by BeanDick December 7, 2018

adam finklestein

Generally the biggest faggot around. No one can compare when it comes to being a little faggot bitch. All aday does is walk around calling people a bitch therefore resulting in him being the biggest one around. Not biggest as in dick size but bingest as in faggot.

OMG that little bitch is such and Adam Finklestein.

by ST3ALTH June 24, 2016