fingernail

A sharp pointy object located at the end of a finger. (In some cases, there have been reports of the stated object appearing at the end of toes. However, this statement cannot be confirmed as there is currently no proof of the named existence.) Often very sharp, the above substance can be used as a weapon. (Said cases HAVE been reported.) If you find yourself growing these strange objects, please note that yearly trimming should be practiced for your own safety, lest you dig them into your own flesh by mistake. Usually, pain follows. However, this cannot be confirmed either, as no real cases have been reported of this strange action.

Security Guard: "I'm sorry, young lady, but I'm afraid you cannot board the plane. Please remove those uncontrollable weapons from your hands immediately before boarding."

by Grella June 6, 2005

fingernut

Fondling of the nuts.

The cop search was so thorough I even got a fingernut.

by dopemelxl July 24, 2009

gingernymph

A person who purposely seeks out only red heads for sex. This person wants to sexually conquer all redheads exclusively.

Eric "Wow you see that ginger?" "You know what that means? Redhead fire in bed" "I'm gonna put out that fire"

Jesus, Eric is such a fucking gingernymph!

by Hefty-n-Handy Smurf April 6, 2010

fingerdemolisher

He's so COOL AND KIND , he has a great content and he makes people laugh :p
Also he's so pretty !

Do you know fingerdemolisher?
No , who is that ?

Hm nvm sorry !
Sorry for what ?
FOR PUTTING DEEZ NUTZ IN U MOUTH
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WTF AM I DOING GOLD NIGHT

by ily/p June 13, 2021

Fingerasm

this is what happens when your fingers do not listen to your brain when you try to type words on msn, resulting in several typeing mistakes called "typos." It can appear as if your fingers have just spasmed, that is why it is called fingerasms

- brenna(: says:

LAMO soo much fun lats nihgt at taht aewsoemst ptary evre

јέѕѕіċẵ says:

ahaha wowww

- brenna(: says:

typios damn
ahh more typojs
typos*
lmao soo much fun last night at that awesomest party ever
there finally, stupid fingerasm i had there

by x0bren0x May 20, 2010

fingernail

The number one cause of vaginal tearing resulting in bad days for both women and men.

My cooter hurts; I thought I told you to trim the fingernail on your poker finger.

by Ryan Guide August 25, 2007

fingernail file

Good utensil for use on the fingernail.

Also good for stabbing.

Used the fingernail file to stab the jail guard in the left testicle.

by larstait October 12, 2003