fingernym 

fingernym (n): the word your phone/tablet autocorrects to when you misspell a word or enter a word not in the local dictionary.

When I try to type fingernym into my phone, it autocorrects to cummerbund. Therefore "cummerbund" is the fingernym of the word "fingernym".

fingernym by thejuice13 September 16, 2013

Fingernails4Cash 

A great source of income if you have extremely fast growing nails. This is the best website voted by TMZ.

The best website for Fingernails and cash
Everyone has fingernails
and everyone wants cash
So send us all your fingernails
and we'll send you some cash
Fingernails4Cash.com, Fingernails4Cash
Remember, it's just fingernails
so don't expect much cash
Fingernails4Cash.com, our service never fails
Just take the cash and don't ask why we want your fingernails
Cause we might be building a fort with them! Come down to our Site!

Fingernails4Cash by YakLover February 20, 2019

Fingery Bum Wank 

When a male person vigorously inserts and retracts his forefinger from his own anus, whilst with his other hand; angrily masturbates to an explosive climax.
Note - is not an exclusively solo act - one could improvise and perhaps masturbate himself while his housemaid or sister assisted with the fingering portion.

1) ...gentleman one to gentleman two "I say, I spiced up my evening tug last night, and fiddled the badge with my forefinger. I believe my son calls it a fingery bum wank".

2) ...young stud remarks "Jesus I had a shocker last night..I convinced this chick to help me out with a fingery bum wank and ended up shitting all over her hand and wrist"..... young studs friend "...nightmare, but respect!"

Fingery Bum Wank by The F P February 22, 2011

Albert Fingernoodle 

A close friend of Quandale Dingle, he farted in his grandpa's breating machine and his lungs turned black. And is currently on the run. His friend, Kevin Barnacle Jones tried to kiss him while he was sleeping, so he punched him in the nose.

Whats up guys, Albert Fingernoodle here.

Albert Fingernoodle by oogaoogaoogachaka May 7, 2022

violin fingernails 

Violinists and players of other string instruments must keep their fingernails extremely short in order to play well. It is commonly referred to as "Violin/Violinist Fingernails"

Whoa, those are some serious violin fingernails!

violin fingernails by alyzard46 March 1, 2011

cocaine fingernail 

One fingernail, usually the pinky, allowed to grow long and used to snort cocaine out of.

You can tell he hasn't cleaned up, he's still got a cocaine fingernail.

cocaine fingernail by VengefulTikiGod February 7, 2007

fingersmith 

A talented thief. Originally fingersmith meant anyone talented at using his/her fingers in any matter whatsoever. It evolved to mean someone talented at stealing. Sarah Waters wrote a brilliant novel called "Fingersmith" about a man who swindles a woman; he was a thief.

What a fingersmith that little pick-pocket is!

fingersmith by Hephaestion February 1, 2007