A filthy Johannes

When you are holding your sausage hostage in the school toilet, and a Mou walks in on you

"I accidentally did a filthy Johannes yesterday" said one guy to another "shit, did Mou like it though?"

by Jennefar February 28, 2022

A Filthy SethSquatch

A Filthy SethSquatch is when u bang a midget then pull out and jizz in a maglite

I had a Filthy SethSquatch and I wished I could do it again

by country2022Girl August 30, 2023

Make a (Insert name of hated or filthy person here)

To make a really really big poop that smells. Generally has a guys name but girls names can be used. Can be used as many phrases such as "Make a Karl" or "Make a Ronnie"

Phil: DUDE I NEED TO MAKE A (Insert name of hated or filthy person here)!
Mike: You mean that really fat and annoying one in Math class?
Phil: Yeah thats the one.

by Ronnie the Raider December 9, 2008

Filthy Astronaut

To perform this maneuver you must first be entering your partner from the doggie style position, Just before the man milk is projected through the beef straw you must grab a plastic bag and quickly place it over the head of your unsuspecting partner and firmly fasted it by making a fist with the plastic behind the head. After securing the bag in a single motion swing around until you are facing your partner face to face. Next using your fist or a blunt object strike your partner in the face or about the head hard enough that they begin to see stars. Finally you release the bag and with your right foot kick them in the chest knocking them back on the bed lying on their back , straddle your partner in a manner that your cock is in there face and your sitting on their chest with your knee on their ears now release deploy your man milk across their eyes and your partner will see nothing but the milky way.

Sweetheart, If you dont stop staring at that guys cock Im goin to take you home and give you a Filthy Astronaut

by JoeWilly 1972 February 15, 2009

filthy adolf

a variant on the dirty sanchez; when pulling out of your partner's rectum, instead of painting the sh*t moustace over your partner's full upper lip, restrict the moustache to the central third of the upper lip. an excellent method to put that little dictator in his/her place!

that guy was so bossy that after we had butt sex, i gave him a filthy adolf!

by afr0bunny May 8, 2007

filthy arab

your average arabian

PENIS! thats a filthy arab!

by gratuitous jody June 29, 2008

Filthy Andrew

A form of cucking where the cuckolds wife/girlfriend gets gangbanged by at least 3 men. However whenever one of the men cum, they do so on the cuckold.

Last night me and the wife tried a Filthy Andrew, and all three dudes got cum in my eye!

by Trendy Libtard November 25, 2020