Fuckening Of Christ

An event or a period of time where something will go/goes horrifically wrong, or if complete chaos occurs. Used to describe tragic or terrible situations of any kind.

"It's the Fuckening of Christ!"

"That time Jeremy smashed his car into the gas line and started a whole wildfire was probably the Fuckening of Christ."

"It's gonna be the Fuckening of Christ when she hears about this.."

by binkazoid May 16, 2019

Fucklings

Multiple children conceived by unwed white trash women for the sole purpose of obtaining child support.

There goes that bitch with her gaggle of fucklings.

"Babies that are cute like a duckling, but the product of a fuck."

by Murphy01 July 1, 2008

The fuckening

When a day is going too well . The fuckening has yet to occur

The day was amazing ...then came the fuckening. My parents died in a George Foreman accident

by TheMilkMan04 December 20, 2018

fuckling

An unplanned "love child" as a result from ones unadvised decision to have sexual relations with the opposite sex without any form of protection.

Dude! Fuck, I can't believe I'm gonna be a dad!
Yeah maybe you should have worn a condom when you had sex with Alex so you wouldn't have created a fuckling.

by Steven mccormick October 28, 2007

fuckeling

A mixture of cuddling and fucking.
Also: fuckle, fuckled

My girlfriend and I were fuckeling last night.

by zoso6767 April 1, 2009

The fuckening

When your day goes too exceptionally well and something comes along to ruin it.

“Yep, there’s the fuckening” I said. It was going to be a great week. Today was Tuesday and my birthday was tmr, and I got the honour of skipping my most hated classes to help out with some other stuff at school, so I’ve been looking forward to this for a while. Then, while I was walking my dog to the dog park on my way to school, I fell down the stairs and twisted my ankle.

by Tasha Mali February 25, 2019

Frickling/fricklet/frickaling

Rare and very stunning insult, can also be used with the f word instead of frick

“You unholy frickling/fricklet/frickaling, I hope your unfit soul travels downwards in demise!”

(Credit goes to my friend for coming up with fricklet)

by Random_PersonInTheForest January 28, 2021