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- noun. Uncontrolable inability to stop moving and dancing, usually experienced after attending a kick ass festival. Symptoms may also include loss of voice, incessant humming and a greater love for the outdoors"
Use in colloqial terms:
Marc: "What's wrong with you dude? Your Shaking like a leaf?
John: " Dude, Just came back from this kick ass music festival, sang, danced and drank way too much! Now I can't stop moving and thinking of that Boys Noize Set"
John: I think I have festivalitus!
Marc: "What's wrong with you dude? Your Shaking like a leaf?
John: " Dude, Just came back from this kick ass music festival, sang, danced and drank way too much! Now I can't stop moving and thinking of that Boys Noize Set"
John: I think I have festivalitus!
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Brian: Are you hanging out with Suzy later?
Steve: Maybe. Ill see what shes doing.
Brian: Last I heard she was at a licorice festival at Rollins park.
Steve: Wangtastic!
Steve: Maybe. Ill see what shes doing.
Brian: Last I heard she was at a licorice festival at Rollins park.
Steve: Wangtastic!
by DongyKong603 February 7, 2010
Get the licorice festival mug.The art and science of defecating on another's doorstep on Christmas Day. Several sources credit the first use of the word to the urban legend Leeds Dr Rudeboy.
Effective management of such an undertaking involves a four-fold course of action, namely;
1. Visiting the local drinking establishment, followed by local nightclub, on Christmas Eve and early hours of Christmas Day. At some point during the evening, it would be rude to not visit Wetherspoons. Consumption of copious amounts of alcohol then proceeds throughout the evening.
2. Reconnaissance of a likely target whilst walking home, namely, houses in locations where the local cuntstabulary are unlikely to be driving past.
3. The said act of elimination onto the doorstep. Should the perpetrator be a Scouser*, then breaking and entering is, of course, the next natural course of action for the erstwhile Liverpudlian.
4. Wiping one rusty ringpiece with the fresh snow. Caution is advised for those presenting with haemorrhoids.
*The erstwhile Scouser may wish to declare any profits from the said breaking and entering on the next occasion he/she signs on within the following fortnight at the local Jobcentre Plus.
Effective management of such an undertaking involves a four-fold course of action, namely;
1. Visiting the local drinking establishment, followed by local nightclub, on Christmas Eve and early hours of Christmas Day. At some point during the evening, it would be rude to not visit Wetherspoons. Consumption of copious amounts of alcohol then proceeds throughout the evening.
2. Reconnaissance of a likely target whilst walking home, namely, houses in locations where the local cuntstabulary are unlikely to be driving past.
3. The said act of elimination onto the doorstep. Should the perpetrator be a Scouser*, then breaking and entering is, of course, the next natural course of action for the erstwhile Liverpudlian.
4. Wiping one rusty ringpiece with the fresh snow. Caution is advised for those presenting with haemorrhoids.
*The erstwhile Scouser may wish to declare any profits from the said breaking and entering on the next occasion he/she signs on within the following fortnight at the local Jobcentre Plus.
1st person: Well, that fine selection of of Cliff Richard records certainly has put me in the mood for the Queen's Speech tomorrow! Shall we retire early and let St Nicholas pay his visit?
Rudeboy: What whoa! Ya dumbclaat! I and I is gonna do a festive faeces on dem doorsteps!
Rudeboy: What whoa! Ya dumbclaat! I and I is gonna do a festive faeces on dem doorsteps!
by Leeds Dr Rudeboy December 3, 2010
Get the Festive Faeces mug.Fred: Hey, Phil...did you score at the party the other night?
Phil: Naw, man...I went home and had a fist festival.
Phil: Naw, man...I went home and had a fist festival.
by KingCobraRules August 24, 2010
Get the fist festival mug.This is a person that can undergo festivals without any issues. The person is comparable to that of an Olympian. The person also knows the in/outs for any event regardless of it's genre.
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