Fesses

French Canadian slang for buttocks. One butt cheek would be "fess" and both butt cheeks would be "fesses"

Sit your fess in the chair! Both Fesses!

by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014

Fessing

The process of giving up information. Comes from "confessing".

Shbunie: Get fessing!

by Shbunie August 14, 2008

fesses

acadian french for butt cheeks.

Jenny has nice fesses.

by AcadianSockHop May 20, 2010

Fess

Anonymous confessions app for high schoolers to post secrets, crushes, compliments etc. to the rest of the kids at their school.

"OMG did you see what was posted on Fess about Mr. Jones? Scandaloussssssss!"
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"Hey was it you who Fessed about what happened at Friday's party?"
"No! But I'm dying to find out who it was!"

by Julz Ohh June 3, 2014

fessed

Mid 90s slang (NYC). Usually in reference to someone's moment of embarrassment or getting "punked out".

Did you hear about Julio? He got fessed by Jose in front of the Bodega.

by Perandor April 15, 2014

Fesse

NOUN: An inebriated flat assed male, who wears old man clothes and sleeps with ghosts. Has an obsession with academics and Hogwarts. The more alcohol in his system, the more useless information emits from his deranged mind. Idolizes Mike "The Situation" and Pauly-D on the 1's and 2's. Also, bathes in alfredo sauce.

Sara: Let's do a shot!

(Four shots later)

Fesse: I've already told you guys this a thousand times, but my parents' bought me this really expensive reference guide collection. I cried and jizzed in my pants a little bit.

"Fuck your Honda Civic, I have a horse outside."

by The Meatballs March 19, 2012

Fess

Another meaning for booty

I love to eat the fess. I'll eat it like groceries!

by Duckslaya1996 September 14, 2015